If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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