I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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