So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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