i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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