It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the day after is always just damage control
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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