My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
ugly people sure do ruin things
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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