I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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