Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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