yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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