I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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