I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
how does that bad decision feel?
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