What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You need a sexual gate keeper
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize
