I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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