wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
dude. I can hear the air.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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