Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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