Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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