Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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