I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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