Whod you bang
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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