she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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