Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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