she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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