omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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