i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Boobs speak an international language.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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