i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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