Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm jealous of your bromance
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Randomize
