jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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