Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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