Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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