i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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I stole a fireplace last night.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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