the new term for farting is butt boxing.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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