Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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