You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We have started to decorate penises.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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