Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Who died my cat blue again?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Randomize
