So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She told me I should be a condom model.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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