she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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