I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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