sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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