Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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