Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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