I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
