This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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