You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
