32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
What a dumb baby whore.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My life is pants optional.
do nipples grow back?
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