If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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