why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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