She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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