Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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