ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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