Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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