i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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