'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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