every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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