Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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