The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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